“Morty: So what?! Y-Y-You could do things inside! Y-You could play guitar, you could masturbate! Morty Jr.: I don't wanna masturbate! I wanna conquer the planet!”Tagged: masturbate, planet, Guitar, growing-up
“I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!”Tagged: masturbate, Driftwood, teenager