“You know a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn. But Herb, he gave those beavers a dam.”
“Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.”Tagged: parties
“This funeral's a real who's-who. Henry Winkler, Jake and Maggot Gyllenhaal, that Pakistani girl who keeps winning Nobel Prizes—I'm gonna go rub me some elbows.”Tagged: Funeral Crashing, Networking
“You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good! You are a goddamn American treasure, you know that? You are BoJack goddamn Horseman. So get the hell off my lawn!”
“I imagine my great, great, great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me, she's poised and funny and tells people about me and how everything's worked out in the end, and when I think about that I think about how everything's going to work out because how else could she tell…”
“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I'll be damned if she doesn't get sh** done!”
“Laura! Clear our my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!”Tagged: Dantes Inferno