“Randy Taylor: [referring to himself and Brad] Billy's mom thinks we're perfect little gentlemen. Tim Taylor: Billy's mom thought she saw Elvis yesterday at the gas station.”Tagged: delusional
“Randy Taylor: [to Sir Larry] Hey, you're great! I saw you at Chris Johnson's birthday party! Sir Larry Houdini: Ahhh, lovely little girl. Randy Taylor: Chris is a boy. Sir Larry Houdini: Strange little boy.”Tagged: gender confusion
“Brad Taylor: I don't have any lines. Randy Taylor: That's because you blew it, you stooge. He was trying out for one of the wise men, and he said they were carrying gold and Frankenstein.”Tagged: frankenstein, Frankincense
“Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk. Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.”Tagged: rebel, Jerk