Quotes tagged ‘Jerk’

“I was drinking and taking too many drugs. The problem is, you’ve got shitloads of cash and shitloads of time and all you’re doing is looking for a buzz. I did fuck all really, apart from being a jerk.”

— Keith Flint, matt-blake.co.uk

“Bruce Geller: [to psychic Latham] You, Stan, if you've not got something concrete to give us, keep it to yourself. Stan Latham: You know, you are such a jerk. Bruce Geller: At least that was concrete.”

— Rockne S. O'Bannon, Bruce Geller, Michael E. Rodgers, imdb.com

“I can't give up. I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!”

— Ennio Torresan Jr., Erik Wiese, Mr. Lawrence, SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Rafael: No, I really think we've met. Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells. Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne? Jane: Jerk.”

— Jennie Snyder Urman, Rafael Solano, Justin Baldoni, imdb.com

“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.”

— Matt Witten, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment? Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine. Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year! Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson…”

— Nell Scovell, Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk. Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.”

— Howard J. Morris, Randy Taylor, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, imdb.com

“Francine: You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back. Stan: You made all this in one day? Francine: That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Do you think I'm a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can't hold on to a friend?”

— Glenn Eichler, Dan Vebber, Peggy Nicoll, Peter Elwell, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“We all, at one point or another, have played for a coach who is a jerk.”

— Bill Belichick, youtube.com

“I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis.”

— Edithe Swensen, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com

“Sam: Goodnight, jerk. Dean: 'Night, bitch.”

— Robbie Thompson, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com