So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, "Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?" Not, "How are you doing today?" No. "Are you having an awesome day?" Which is pretty shitty because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I'm not having an…
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Raphael Bob-Waksberg
Raphael Matthew Bob-Waksberg (born August 17, 1984) is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor and voice actor best known as the creator and showrunner of the Netflix Original series BoJack Horseman. He also performs voices for various characters on the show, including a corgi and a tree frog. As a member of the Olde English comedy troupe he co-wrote and appeared in The Exquisite Corpse Project. He is also set to be the script doctor of The Lego Movie Sequel, due for a 2019 release. Bob-Waksberg is a graduate of Bard Colleg
I'm really fucking happy, and I wish that you would stop telling me what you think is best for me because I'm not you.
Do you ever feel like you're in a play? Except you're the only one that knows it's a play? And everyone is just playing the role they think they're supposed to play, because that's what you do? And you're like, 'Hey, this is just a play. We don't have to do this.' And maybe we shouldn't.
Can you promise me that we're not going to be like one of those boring couples who like gets married and settles down and has babies and is like all happy?
She looks like a tiny drunken sailor.
I'm going to need booze for this.
I'm so bored of living.
Jacob Winograd: Remember what you said about silence the first time you heard it? Alma Winograd-Diaz: I didn't know it sounded so alive.
I need you to always be there. That's the plan. That's always been the plan.
Sometimes, I only think about myself and not other people I could hurt.
You're letting the whole ocean in at once.
I feel like I'm caught in a weird loop.
I'm so sorry I almost died at a bad time. That was super selfish of me.