“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”Tagged: Grandchildren, Pain In My Ass, Sensitive, Clingy, identical
“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash! Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”Tagged: Sassy, Grandchildren, Concessions, Sacrifices, unemployed
“Huntin' a vampire with my grandkids!! FUCK!! TINY RI-I-ICK!!!”Tagged: tiny, Grandchildren, Excited, Bonding