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Roseanne Barr

28 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Nov 3, 1952 · United States Of America · Female

Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and television producer. She was also the 2012 presidential nominee of the California-based Peace and Freedom Party. Barr began her career in stand-up comedy at clubs before gaining fame for her role in the television sitcom Roseanne. The show ran for nine seasons, from 1988 to 1997. She won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her work on the show. Barr had crafted a "fierce working-class domestic goddess" persona in the eight years preceding her sitcom and wanted to do a realistic show about a strong mother who was not a victim of patriarchal consumerism. The granddaughter of immigrants from Europe and Russia, Barr was the oldest of four children in a working-class Jewish Salt Lake City family; she was also active in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). In 1974, she married Bill Pentland, with whom she had three children, before divorcing in 1990 and marrying comedian Tom Arnold for four years. Controversy arose when she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" off-key at a 1990 nationally aired baseball game, followed by grabbing her crotch and spitting. After her sitcom ended, she launched her own talk show, The Roseanne Show, which aired from 1998 to 200

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From “The Ballad of Roseanne and Tom”

I figure, when my husband comes home at night, if those kids are still alive, hey, I’ve done my job.

Motherhood

They write about me like I’m a murderess. And all I do is a little fucking comedy show on TV.

Misogyny Murderess Sitcoms

I’m funnier than every motherfucking man there is. And that’s how I felt when I was onstage.

comedy Are Women Funny?Stand-Up Comedy

To me, it’s a victory over my whole life that I can do stand-up. The way that I got abused as a child was psychological, and when I’m onstage I’ve taken my life and I’ve turned it around. I’ve gone, You’ve made me this way and now you can’t get me. I even like hecklers because it’s like, Just try to…

Stand-Up Comedy Abuse Triumph

Me and my husband found a foolproof method of birth control. Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.

birth control Marriage kids

We are still the wildest people we’ve ever known that aren’t in prison.

Prison Wild

The only thing I ever thought about or knew was that I was going to be famous. I knew I would either have a big show or movie or all of it. That was a feeling I always had.

Fame Stardom Confidence

From “Roseanne Pitches Apologies After Throwing Fans a Curve with a Barr-Mangled Banner”

I figured everybody knew I wasn’t the world’s greatest singer.

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