“Sam: What happened to your hand? Suzy: I got hit in the mirror. Sam: Really? How did that happen? Suzy: I lost my temper at myself.”Tagged: Frustration, self-harm
“It's not an accomplishment badge; I inherited it from my mother. It's not meant for a male to wear, but I don't give a damn.”Tagged: accomplishment badge, unmanly
“Sam: Those sons of bitches, they got him right through the neck. Suzy: Was he a good dog? Sam: Who's to say? But he didn't deserve to die.”Tagged: Murder, sons of bitches
“Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one. Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about. Suzy: I love you, too.”Tagged: Family, Dysfunctional Family
“Sam: Sometimes I stick leaves on my hair. It helps cool your head down. Suzy: Hmm. That's a good idea. It might also help if you didn't wear a fur hat.”Tagged: Home Remedies, hot head