“Samantha: He's a dear, sweet, wonderful, perfectly marvelous man. Endora: Oh, my poor baby. He sounds simply horrible.”Tagged: Witches, wonderful man, Mother in Law
“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking? Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right! Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”Tagged: Mother in Law, Drinking
“Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive. Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!”Tagged: Mother in Law
“Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear. Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.”Tagged: Mother in Law