“Mufasa's death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live... For me it is a deep personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era... in which lion and hyena come…”Tagged: Eulogy, funeral
“Well, as far as brains go, I got the lion's share. But, when it comes to brute strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool.”Tagged: Puns, Intelligence
“Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you? Scar: A monkey's uncle.”Tagged: Dry Humor, Jokes