Quotes tagged ‘Word Play’

“The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room?”

— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Shotgun! Just kidding, I don't have one.”

— Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, Katie Silberman, Amy Antsler, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

“You dated a guy from One Direction. Which one direction was his penis pointing, north or south?”

— Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com

“Carpe Diem, because next diem there'll be nothing to carpe.”

— Rachel Axler, Dee Dee, John Miller, imdb.com

“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me? Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan? Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.' Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were goo…”

— Mike McMahan, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“J.D.: Well, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign. Janitor: Yeah, benign, nine and a half...”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Janitor, Neil Flynn, imdb.com

“People say smoking will give you diseases but how can they say that when it cures salmon.”

— Fobibbly, reddit.com

“Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

“Why don’t you just cluck off?”

— Moira Buffini, Alison Newman, Kitty Carter, Lottie Tolhurst, imdb.com

“My husband made me break up with my boyfriend. That damn man is always meddling in my affairs.”

— __ideal_, reddit.com