You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.
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Shane Black
Shane Black (born December 16, 1961) is an American screenwriter, director, producer, and actor. Black has written such films as Lethal Weapon and its sequel, The Monster Squad, The Last Boy Scout, Last Action Hero, and The Long Kiss Goodnight. As an actor, Black is best known for his role as Hawkins in Predator (1987). He made his directorial debut with the film Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in 2005. Black went on to write and direct Iron Man 3 (2013), Edge (2015), and The Nice Guys (2016). He is set to direct the next installment in the Predator franchise, The Predator, as well as the upcoming film adaption of Doc Savage. As of mid-2017, his film Iron Man 3 ranks as the twelfth-highest-grossing film worldwide. 2Early life Black was born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the son of Paul and Patricia Ann Black. His father was in the printing business, and helped Black get an interest in hardboiled fiction, such as the works of Mickey Spillane and the Matt Helm series. After living in the suburbs of Lower Burrell and Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania, his family moved to Fullerton, California, during his sophomore year of high schoo
My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided...that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge.
You're in a relationship with me; nothing will ever be okay.
I thought things couldn't get any worse...then I turned on the TV.
My mom already left for diner and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. I guess
Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good here.
Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes. The American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.
Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you’ve missed me again. You know who I am, you don’t know where I am, and you’ll never see me coming.
He's not here. Try the jet stream, speaking of which, go fish.
What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?
Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Look, if you want a launch product next year, I need Stark, He just lacked a decent incentive, Now, he has one.
No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin, you're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony, right from the start. I am the Mandarin!
Tony, I swear, I'm gonna blow his face off!
You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.
If you want this suit, you're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it.
Oh, my God. That was really violent.
[last lines] And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought 'why stop there?' Of…