“Chris Griffin: Hey, Dad, are you busy? I was thinking we could spend some time together. Peter Griffin: Okay, are you a television set of the Internet? Chris Griffin: No. Peter Griffin: Oh, then no.”Tagged: Snark, SASS, Spending Time With Dad
“[When Brian was texting while driving] You know, that was a stroller, not a speed bump.”Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving, Snark