“SpongeBob: Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am. Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look!”Tagged: ugly, Irony, Wingman
“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”Tagged: Death Wish, Irony
“Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire.”Tagged: Irony, Life Underwater