Spongebob Squarepants

43 quotes

“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause”

“You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.”

“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!" "Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot." "Spongebob: What? A genius?" "Patrick: No, Patrick.”

“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair. Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear.”