“Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my…”Tagged: Child, Smarts, Marriage Advice, Credit Card, mother
“Van does everything. She works, she raises our child, she’s smarter than me, better than me. I mean, that’s why I married her. She honestly doesn’t get the credit she deserves. I mean, ever. But that doesn’t deter her from being what she is, which is a mother, a provider, and a partner. Gun to my…”Tagged: Child, Smarts, Marriage Advice, Credit Card, mother
“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”Tagged: Vampie Familars
“Nandor is like a big turkey just walking around trying to control everything on the farm. And Laszlo is my big, crazy, wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house. We have a great time together.”
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms. Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms. Government Official: All right.Moving on.”Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms
“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge. I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their…”Tagged: Vampire Demands
“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings