“Willie Tanner: ALF! Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie. Willie Tanner: Where is he? Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy? Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be... ALF: Hey. Willie. Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF: Willie! Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF:…”Tagged: greetings, Mistaken Identity