“Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”Tagged: Germany, Consent, Sex, Alabama
“That's just great. She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and... not laid. How could this get any... [alligator surfaces and growls] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.”Tagged: Dinner, Laid, Sex, Worse, moment
“Lana: That since we are going to die tomorrow, we should have sex. Archer: Are you kidding? After seeing a tiger get murdered? Lana, I'm not in the mood! ...I mean, if you want to, I can watch while you masturbate, but just so you know, my heart's not going to be into it. It's going to be with that…”Tagged: Sex, Death, Tiger, Murder, masturbate
“Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn? Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.”Tagged: Porn, Different Types Of Porn, Women, Sex, Internet