“J.D.: ...That's why it's always nice when someone takes the time to reach out and befriend you. New Doctor: Hey! I'm Ron, I'm a new doctor here. J.D.: Hey Ron, the "I don't care" ward's down there.”Tagged: Befriend, hypocrite, I Don't Care, New, Sassy
“Turk: You have created a monster. Elliot did a little tongue dance in Franklyn's ear just to get him to do her labs before mine. Carla: So she used her femininity! The only reason you usually get your lab-work back so fast is because you always pick Franklyn to play basketball even though he always…”Tagged: femininity, Advantages, manipulation, Priority
“Carla: I'm having a weird pregnancy craving. Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage? The Todd: I've got a hot Italian sausage for you, right here!”Tagged: Pregnancy Cravings, food, Sausage, Dick Jokes
“Turk: I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18! Kim: That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.”Tagged: Vagina, Childhood Innocence, awkward, Birthday Parties, Fatherhood