“Bob, if you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife!”Tagged: Death Threats, Mouthy, Wife
“Wow, running with a coffee table's hard. No wonder no one does that.”Tagged: Exhausted, Coffee Tables, Absurd
“Gabby: Hey, Teddy, you look great. Teddy: Tell Diane that, she keeps leaving gym memberships under my pillow.”Tagged: gym memberships