Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace. Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
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Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick (born June 13, 1953), known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his role as Tim "The Toolman" Taylor in the ABC television show Home Improvement (1991–1999) as well as for his starring roles in several films, including the roles of Scott Calvin/Santa Claus in The Santa Clause trilogy and Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story franchise. From 2011 to 2017, he starred as Mike Baxter in the TV series Last Man Standing. Since 2007, he is the owner of the company Boxing Cat Films. 2Early life Allen was born in Denver, Colorado, to Martha Katherine (née Fox), a community-service worker, and Gerald M. Dick (1923–1964), a real estate agent. He is the third oldest of five brothers. His father died in a car accident, colliding with a drunk driver when Allen was 11. Two years later, his mother married her high school sweetheart, a business executive, and moved with her six children to Birmingham, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, to be with her new husband and his three children. Allen attended Seaholm High School in Birmingham, where he was in theater and music classes (resulting in his love of classical piano). He then attended Central Michigan University before transferring to Western Michigan University in 197
[Woody and Buzz Lightyear pass over the Moving Van] Woody: Uh, Buzz Lightyear, we missed the truck! Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!
Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here? All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1: A stranger. Alien #2: From the outside. Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh. Buzz Lightyear: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. [all the Alien Toys gather around him]
Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone. Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.
Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
Woody: [thinks Buzz Lightyear has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz Lightyear... Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it? [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [laughs hysterically] Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz Lightyear!…
Woody: [screams] This is the part where we blow up! Buzz Lightyear: Not today!
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh, well, that's good. Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet. Are we? Woody: No. [they start fighting]
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic! Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Woody: All right. That's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y. Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’ Woody: The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger’. Woody: The word I'm searching for—I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star…
I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Hamm: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong? Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy…
To infinity and beyond!
I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.