You wouldn't try to be making me a little bit jealous, if you weren't jealous yourself.
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Tom Kapinos
Tom Kapinos (born July 12, 1969) is an American television writer and screenwriter best known for his creation of the television series Californication, but more recently he created the series Lucifer. 2Early life Kapinos was born in 1969, raised in Levittown, New York and graduated from Island Trees High School in 1987. 2Career Kapinos moved from New York to California in the mid-1990s, working in Los Angeles for Creative Artists Agency as a script reader, until Fox 2000 purchased his first screenplay The Virgin Mary in 1999 and attached actress Jennifer Aniston to the title role. The film was never made, but interest in the screenplay reached Dawson's Creek executive producer Paul Stupin, who offered Kapinos a job later that same year. After beginning his career in television in 1999 as a writer and eventually executive producer on drama series Dawson's Creek, Kapinos moved on to his own series, Californication, a dramedy for which he served as both executive producer and chief write
It's just it's bad enough I fucked a white woman once.You know, twice would be unforgivable. That shit does not go over well in the community.
Gotta keep it simple, motherfucker. Gotta learn to walk before you run, man.
Man, fuck them motherfuckers if they can't take a joke!
We living in a time where people have to apologize for dumb shit every three seconds.
I fucking love Obama. Man, I would never intentionally disrespect that beautiful man.
I'm like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.
Lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.
I mean, we all have things that trigger our arousal, and if we just acknowledge them as normal and not deny them, then we could just move the fuck on with our lives!
She was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I fucked it up again and again and again.
I have managed the Scorpions, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, KISS. I had been dragged through the deepest shit with all kinds of mentally ill people. But I have never been through what Mötley Crüe put me through.
Win it all, lose it all, we are Mötley Crüe.
We wanna knock people on their asses and we gotta give them a show. I'm talking like on stage or in clubs. The fans, they're dying for some anarchy. So let's give it to them.