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Trey Parker

238 quotesActor · Born Oct 19, 1969 · United States Of America · Male

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is known for co-creating South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). Parker and Stone moved to Los Angeles and wrote their second film, Orgazmo (1997). Before the premiere of the film, South Park premiered on Comedy Central in August 1997. The duo, who possess full creative control of the show, have since produced music and video games based on the show, which continues to run. They worked on a feature film titled South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), which received critical acclaim by both critics and fans. Alongside Stone, he has also produced various feature films and television series, including Team America: World Police (2004

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From “Super Best Friends”

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

Kenny They Killed Kenny

I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.

Happy Hearing Voices

I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.

Happy Hearing Voices

From “Scott Tenorman Must Die”

Didn't you hear the letter? This poor kid has cancer! In his ass!

ass cancer Benefit Concert Radiohead

From “Terrance and Phillip”

If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, ‘Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!!!’

Drag Crossdressing Smoking Crack

From “Cartmanland”

Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!

Alabama Poverty God

Stan: Dude, are you okay? Kyle: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm swell, Stan. I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence into Cartmanland and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom, but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out. How are you?

Hemorrhoid hospital Pain Sarcasm

From “Proper Condom Use”

Chef: Parents. There are reasons why teachers can't teach sex in school. They might not know a lot about it, [camera fixes on Mr. Mackey] they might have a bad opinion of it, [camera moves to Ms. Choksondik] or they might just be a complete pervert. [camera moves to Mr. Garrison] Mr. Garrison: Hey!…

Sex Education Pervert

You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.

Sex Love Fun Games disease

You think that sex is about fun and games and love? Wrong! Sex is about disease.

Sex Love Fun Games disease

From “Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants”

America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

America Patriotism Home Team

America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

America Patriotism Home Team

From “Here Comes the Neighborhood”

...and these are Puff Daddy's kids: P-Diddy Mini, P-Poofy Bite-Size, and Puffa-Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size.

P. Diddy Nicknames

...and these are Puff Daddy's kids: P-Diddy Mini, P-Poofy Bite-Size, and Puffa-Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size.

P. Diddy Nicknames

From “Butters' Very Own Episode”

Butters: Oh well, when I get a chipotle blue-cheese bacon burger at Bennigan's, I forget all about my dad being queer and my mom is trying to kill me. I'm going to be okay. Stan: Really? Butters: No, I'm lying.

Queer bennigan's

Truck Driver: Yeah. Too bad you're not a broad, 'cause I need some goddamn poontang. Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.

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From “Jared Has Aides”

I can't lose weight, Butters, because I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!

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From “Freak Strike”

This is terrible, dude. Maury Povich parades these poor people around on his show like carnival freaks and then gives them prizes at the end as if to justify it. What a dick!

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From “Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society”

Part of being a woman is having a friend one day and calling her a slut the next.

Women Slut-shaming BFFs

From “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers”

Randy Marsh: Alright, now listen kids. There's some things that we need to put into context for you. You see, a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina for both love and pleasure. But sometimes the woman lays on top of the man facing the other way so that they can put each other's genitals in their…

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