Quotes tagged ‘hospital’

“Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been hospitalized for a possible infection, after coming down with a fever and chills on Monday night.”

— Claire Lampen, The Cut, thecut.com

“Clif: [from trailer] You should be at the hospital. Derek: There's nothing they can do.”

— Clif Prowse, Derek Lee, imdb.com

“This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum, and it's your fault!”

— Ring Lardner, Jr., Richard Hooker, Major Margaret 'Hot Lips' O'Houlihan, Sally Kellerman, imdb.com

“When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up.”

— James Cameron, Jake Sully, Sam Worthington, imdb.com

“Capt. McCluskey: I thought I got all you Guinea hoods locked up! What the hell are you doing here? Michael: What happened to the men who were guarding my father, Captain? Capt. McCluskey: I pulled them guys off of here, eh, now get away from this hospital! Michael: I'm not leaving until you put some…”

— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Capt. Mark McCluskey, Sterling Hayden, imdb.com

“Michael: You and I are going to move my father to another room, now can you disconnect those tubes so we can move the bed out of here? Night Nurse: That is out of the question. Michael: You know my father? Men are coming here to kill him, now help me, please.”

— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“He seemed different at the hospital. I could kind of talk to him.”

— Bill Rotko, Dr. Claire Browne, Antonia Thomas, imdb.com

“You're gonna make me pull rank, I will pull rank. This is my hospital.”

— David Shore, Dr. Aaron Glassman, Richard Schiff, imdb.com

“Amy: Why'd he [B.A.] hit you? Hannibal: Hit me? If he hit me, I'd be in the hospital.”

— Stephen J. Cannell, Frank Lupo, John 'Hannibal' Smith, George Peppard, imdb.com

“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card. Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”

— Howard J. Morris, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

“Stan: Dude, are you okay? Kyle: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm swell, Stan. I popped my hemorrhoid trying to climb the fence into Cartmanland and it got infected. I really need to go to the bathroom, but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out. How are you?”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!”

— Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“It's amazing how many people I get who are either at home sick, recovering from something, or in the hospital for some reason. New fans are always like, ‘I’ve never seen your show before and I was home recovering from surgery and...you're funny!’ So the more people who get sick, the better for me, i…”

— Ellen Degeneres, goodhousekeeping.com

“Some people think the scariest part is coming to the hospital to have the baby. The scariest part is leaving the hospital with the baby.”

— Dan Fogelman, Kay Oyegun, Jack Pearson, Milo Ventimiglia, imdb.com

“But good ol'Uncle James, he had a heart. He talked her into it. It was Uncle James who told me about the night I was born. Driving Dorothy to the hospital, his raggedy old car didn't have any brakes. He had to ride around and around in circles until the car slowed down. Hey, that could be the story…”

— Etta James, amazon.com

“If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. If you were a vegetable, I'd visit you in the hospital.”

— krack_baybee, reddit.com

“I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be okay.”

— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com