“That's how I felt when I came to Bel-Air, like everybody had two skates and I was trying to keep up with one....Thanks for my other skate, Uncle Phil.”Tagged: Gratitude, Uncles
“I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”Tagged: Bungee Jumping, Accidents
“Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.”Tagged: Pickup Lines
“What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will.”Tagged: Family, Dysfunctional Family, Blame, Scapegoat, Black Sheep
“Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.”Tagged: jai;, Anti-White Stereotypes
“Now, this is my brother Carlton. We can't afford new clothes, so he just doesn't grow!”Tagged: Height-Shaming