“Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!”
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“I'm pretty sure that people can change.”
“If there is one thing I learned in my life, you can't control what other people are going…”
“Now is not the time to grow a heart, dipshit.”
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