Episode

The Summer of George

by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Andy Ackerman and 29 others

George discovers he has a severance package from the Yankees that should last him about 3 months and he decides that he is going to take the summer off. Jerry is going to the Tony Awards and so is Kramer; whereas Jerry has a real seat for the awards, Kram

(4 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (4)Alec Berg (4)Jeff Schaffer (4)Cosmo Kramer (1)George Costanza (1)Michael Richards (1)Jason Alexander (1)

“What's the deal with airplane peanuts?”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Airplane Peanuts, Jokes, Standup Comics

“Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Catfights, erotica, Lesbianism

“Because they're terrified of her. I heard from someone that when they cut one of her lines, she climbed up the rope on side of the stage and started dropping lights on people’s heads. Story like that has got to be true.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Raquel Welch, Prima Donnas, Divas, Temper, Violence Against Planned Parenthood

“Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Frolf, Frisbee Golf, Frisbee, Golf, Summer