Quotes tagged ‘Golf’

“It's like someone hit a piñata full of white people who suck at golf.”

— Adam McKay, Charles Randolph, Vinny Daniel, Jeremy Strong, imdb.com

“Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this? Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Obviously you're not a golfer.”

— Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, imdb.com

“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Carl Spackler, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion.”

— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Carl Spackler, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.”

— Don Rickles, esquire.com

“Ed Norton: [reading from book about golf] 'The golf swing: First, step up, plant your feet firmly on the ground, and address the ball.' Ralph: Wait a minute. What do they mean by 'address the ball'? Ed Norton: How should I know? That's what it says here. Ralph: Well, read a little further. Maybe it…”

— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“Now I know why people play golf! It's not 'cause they like this game! It's just to get away from their wives! That's why they play!”

— A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“There are still courses in the United States that I am not allowed to play because of the color of my skin.”

— Tiger Woods, washingtonpost.com

“Think of how many hours a professional golfer has spent on the range, by himself, or chipping green by himself, or putting green by himself. Whereas other team sports, you’re always with a teammate. It’s a totally different atmosphere and a totally different mind-set. We can be loners and never see…”

— Tiger Woods, time.com

“I can’t remember the last time I watched golf. I can’t stand it.”

— Tiger Woods, time.com

“I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.”

— Tiger Woods, cbsnews.com

“Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks with him? In case.... wait for it... he got a hole in one!”

— stickpoke, reddit.com

“Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.”

— Jackie Gleason, books.google.com

“The first one I hit pretty flush with one hand - went about 200 yards. And the second one I shanked, and it rolled into a crater about 40 yards away.”

— Alan Shepard, en.wikiquote.org

“A husband and wife are winding down in the bedroom getting ready to go to sleep. Husband: "You want me to put some on TV" Wife: "Sure honey, you can pick" Husband: "Okay, I am picking either golf or porn, what do you think?" Wife: "Porn, definitely porn. You're already good at golf”

— CanofVeggies, reddit.com

“"Millenials are killing golf" NOT FAST ENOUGH.”

— ayla, twitter.com

“President Obama is big on playing golf. But he doesn’t play with the right people.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

“Donald Trump builds buildings. Donald Trump develops magnificent golf courses. Donald Trump makes investments that create jobs. And Donald Trump creates jobs for legal immigrants and all Americans.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com