“That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!”
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