“Yes. The number-one sign that someone’s going through a rough time usually is that they grow a beard.”— Conan O'Brien, amazon.com
“Prince: [dancing with her] What? What is it? Belle: [smiles] How would you feel about growing a beard? [He smirks and growls. They laugh]”— Stephen Chbosky, Evan Spiliotopoulos, Belle, Emma Watson, imdb.com
“Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely antisocial beard.”— Matthew Weiner, Terri Baker, Amy Poehler, imdb.com
“Noticed you've copied my beard.”— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Thor Odinson, Chris Hemsworth, imdb.com
“People think you're gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!”— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Quinn Fabray, Dianna Agron, imdb.com
“The point is, Elliot. You're a lot stronger than you used to be. I've changed, too... I have a beard now.”— Taii K. Austin, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“Rose: I never grew a beard! Sophia: You never grew brains, either!”— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com
“Make sure your beard’s at the right length. If it’s too scratchy, the kiss will be more painful than pleasurable for her.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!”— Anna Breslaw, cosmopolitan.com