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From “Sex Talk Realness: Is Squirting Fake?”

My best friend regularly obsesses about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, who was a "squirter," and therefore the real-life incarnate of many men's fantasy partner. Porn has encouraged men to believe that when they've truly rocked a woman's body, it starts doing an impression of the Bellagio Fountain…

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From “A Complete Beginner's Guide to Anal Sex”

You can lie flat on your stomach, get in doggy-style, or do missionary — and that is the order of what will hurt the least to the most. At least, in my (minimal) experience.

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Getting the tip in hurts the most, because the head of the penis is the widest part. Once you're past that and up to the shaft, it'll feel a little better. Remember how much regular sex hurt at first, for some of us?

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From “How Not to Go Down on a Girl”

Don't approach it like you are doing her a favor. You're going down on her, not reluctantly skipping your fantasy sports game to go to her zitty cousin's graduation dinner.

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That five o'clock shadow that looked super hot on you while we were at dinner does not feel hot when it is brushing against the sensitive petals of a lady's Wonder Orchid. Furthermore, spin class with crotchal beard-burn hurts like a motherfucker. Be more considerate!

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Not too much chin, please. Overly chinny oral sex for women is like overly toothy oral sex for men.

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From “13 Signs He's Never Going To Commit”

He doesn't have his shit together. If you get the sense that this guy's life is a mess, he probably has a lot higher priorities to deal with than you.

Almost Relationship disaster Mess Priorities

He never wants to go out of his way. A guy who really wants to be with you will do things like pick a date closer to your house than his, or go to a movie you really want to see.

Almost Relationship Lazy careless

He calls all his exes this girl I was kinda dating or kinda hooking up with. If he rarely/never uses the word ex, that could be a sign that he's had commitment issues for quite a while.

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From “A Beginner's Guide To Rim Jobs”

Begin by gently kissing and fondling the area around the anus including the perineum (that area of skin between the genitals and the anus). Work your way in to the anus by circling your tongue around the outer area. You can suck and nibble the anus directly before going in to insert your tongue into…

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Using a dental dam or even plastic wrap as a barrier can help you be sure that you don't contract or give your partner any STDs.

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All people have some hair around the anus. If you are performing analingus on a hairy guy, just part the hair with your hands so you have better access.

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