“Ishmael: Whatcha doin’, Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin’.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where’d I get ‘Munson’ from?
Roy: The name is Munson, what I’m doin’ is flossin’, this is called floss, cleans your teeth, you oughta try it sometime.”
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