Episode

Kinda Sorta

by Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, Donick Cary and 19 others

The college fair comes to Whitlock, and Sarika has an offer to Jack: Get her into Harvard, and she’ll get his book into the hands of her publisher aunt. Meanwhile, Stef prepares for a visit from a fling, Helen applies to college, and Durbin tries to cemen

(6 total)

Characters

Brendan Jennings (6)Michael Patrick O'Brien (6)Glenn Howerton (3)Jack Griffin (3)Victor Kozlowski (2)Jacob Houston (2)Principal Durbin (1)Patton Oswalt (1)

“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy to be in Toledo.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Crush, romance, Happy, Love

“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com

Tagged: Date, Strong, Handsome, soulmate

“I'm gonna go get a picture of them for my vision board.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Principal Durbin, Patton Oswalt, imdb.com

Tagged: photo, Vision Board, Goals

“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Flirting, Drinks, Hookup, banging

“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”

— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Brendan Jennings, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com

Tagged: College, Questions, Flat Butt, teasing

“It's like I've been on an escalator, you know? And if I'm not careful I'm gonna get my shoelaces caught in that escalator. It's gonna pull me in and it's gonna grind me into a pulp.”

— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

Tagged: Escalator , Stuck, Pulp, Metaphor Examples