“I like you and I'm glad I met you, and I don't know. I don't know, you just make me happy to be in Toledo.”Tagged: Crush, romance, Happy, Love
“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”Tagged: Date, Strong, Handsome, soulmate
“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”Tagged: Flirting, Drinks, Hookup, banging
“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”Tagged: College, Questions, Flat Butt, teasing
“It's like I've been on an escalator, you know? And if I'm not careful I'm gonna get my shoelaces caught in that escalator. It's gonna pull me in and it's gonna grind me into a pulp.”Tagged: Escalator , Stuck, Pulp, Metaphor Examples