“Benjamin: For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now, you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours.
Mrs. Robinson: So?
Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!”
More from Calder Willingham
“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”
“Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all…”
“Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!”
“[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!”