“Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I want you to know that I'm available to you, and if you won't sleep with me this time...
Benjamin: Oh, my Christ.
Mrs. Robinson: If you won't sleep with me this time I want you to know that you can call me up anytime you want and we'll make some kind of arrangement.”
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“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”
“Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all…”
“Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!”
“[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!”