Morty: You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery!

Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!

Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.

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