“You guys, are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie! Fuck you, fuck nature and fuck…”

“I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!”

“This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister…”

“Yes, I will! That's right, assholes! Take my penis. Take it all!! And tell Shrimply…”