“Kyle: Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's going to kick your ass, just tell her 'Shelley, you're my sister and I love you.'
Kenny [muffled]: And I want to see you handling your breasts.
Stan: Sick, dude, she's my sister!”
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