“Mayor: The Chickenfucker struck again last night.
Kyle: Oh, no!
Officer Barbarady: Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the 'chicken lover.'
Mayor's Assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers's prize chicken. She's catatonic.
Barbrady: Who? Carla Weathers or the chicken?”
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