Chickenlover

by David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick (voice), Nancy Pimental and 5 others(4 total)

The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can't read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his job. While he's there someone in South Park is having sex with the town's chickens and only Officer Ba

Characters

Trey Parker (4)Matt Stone (4)David A. Goodman (4)Kyle Broflovski (2)Eric Cartman (2)

Cartman: For my book report, I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was very, very good. Have you read it, Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison: No, I can't say I have. Cartman: Oh good. In The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then…

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

book report Hippies lion witch wardrobe Grade F

Randy Marsh: Uh yes, officer? Cartman: I clocked you at 40 MPH back there. Do you know what the speed limit is hey-ah? Randy: Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 MPH. Cartman: Step out of the car, please, sir. Randy: Wait a second. Aren't you Stan's little friend? Cartman: Sir, step ou…

— David A. Goodman, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Authority Police speeding ticket Jail

Mayor: The Chickenfucker struck again last night. Kyle: Oh, no! Officer Barbarady: Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the 'chicken lover.' Mayor's Assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers's prize chicken. She's catatonic. Barbrady: Who? Carla Weathers or th…

— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Chickenfucker Bestiality Catatonic

Officer Barbarady: Yes, at first I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical, but then I read this: Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of its garbage, and because of this piece of shoot, I'm never reading again. Stan/Kyle: Hooray for Barbarady!

— David A. Goodman, Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Atlas Shrugged Ayn Rand garbage Reading

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