“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord.
Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru?
Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”
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