“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level. Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I’d watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”Tagged: Dream, Arson
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda? Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.”Tagged: Witch Law, innocent until proven guilty, Opposite
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”Tagged: proud, Arrested, vatican, bomb plot
“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord. Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru? Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”Tagged: cocktease, Dark Lord, Bitch, warlock, Slut
“Susie: The Fly is about body dysmorphia. Harvey: Isn’t it about a guy who turns into a giant fly?”Tagged: The Fly, Body Dysmorphia, Literal, obvious
“Cases of actual demonic possession are extremely rare, despite what the False God and his propaganda machine would have you believe.”Tagged: Demonic Possession, false god, Propaganda