Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.

Kirsten: Why?

Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.

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