Quotes tagged ‘Girlfriend’

“It’s so easy as you get older to find the best in who you’ve become, to make the most of it — and maybe even to get a little complacent about it.”

— Lindsay Crouse, New York Times, nytimes.com

“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”

— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com

“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”

— John Hughes, Jake Ryan, Michael Schoeffling, imdb.com

“Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.”

— Quentin Tarantino, Roger Avary, Vincent Vega, John Travolta, imdb.com

“If I were Iron Man, I'd have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She'd be a wreck. She'd always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I've become. She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me...”

— Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Tony Stark, Robert Downey Jr., imdb.com

“Mr. Peanutbutter: Admit it! You like my girlfriend. BoJack Horseman: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the ki…”

— Scott Marder, BoJack Horseman (voice) / Mr. Peanutbutter (voice) , Will Arnett / Paul F. Tompkins, imdb.com

“From this moment on, you are all on Double Permanent Confinement until I find out who hung up on my girlfriend!”

— Steve Slavkin, Kevin 'Ug' Lee, Kirk Baily, imdb.com

“Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy's car, and now I'm probably a wanted fugitive.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Mel: Where are you? Cher: I’m just having a snack at my girlfriend’s. Mel: Where, in Kuwait? Cher: Is that in the valley?”

— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com

“Valentine's Day is coming? Aw crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!”

— Ken Keeler, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com

“Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend. Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. Kirsten: Why? Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise. Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like. Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”

— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Josh Schwartz, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“Fact it my ideal girlfriend is hot, smart, funny, into motorcycles & deaf. If I actually found her, I'd walk away from Brooklyn Decker in a heartbeat.”

— Becky Hartman Edwards, Emmett Bledsoe, Sean Berdy, imdb.com

“Holly: You must be Tommy's mother. Hi, I'm Holly, his girlfriend. Kate: Is that my mother's ring? Tommy: Yeah, I bought it at a hawk. Where you put it! And then I gave it to her.”

— Jeff Dix, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com

“And then I hear her girlfriend, like, standing over me like; what are you doing... under the covers? I was just like; oh wow! I was like; what is going on right now?”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“Chris find yourself a girl who smokes. Remember, if she smokes, she pokes.”

— Alex Borstein, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her. Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.”

— Judd Apatow, Paul Feig, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.”

— Lena Dunham, amazon.com

“My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my mothers." I opened the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?”

— ThatOtherGuy_CA, reddit.com

“My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan... It's like I've never seen herbivore.”

— ShreyasRao, reddit.com

“How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex? Call her.”

— seal_cs, reddit.com