“Charlie: [in a wheelchair and army vet attire] This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it.

Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking.

Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn.

Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened?

Charlie: [shouting] Viet--nam's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!”