Quotes tagged ‘Wheelchair’

“Hey, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.”

— Sudz Sutherland, Sean Reycraft, Stefan Scaini, Jimmy Brooks, Drake, imdb.com

“Malcolm: Someone stole my friend's wheelchair. Security Guard: What's it look like? Malcolm: It's a chair... with wheels.”

— Dan Kopelman, Malcolm, Frankie Muniz, imdb.com

“Why are you calling me Legs?! Is there something wrong with my legs? Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LEGS YOU NAZI WALRUS BASTARD?!!!”

— Chris McKenna, Alex Cuthbertson, Keith Heisler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.”

— Thomas Schnauz, Moira Walley-Beckett, Jesse Pinkman, Aaron Paul, imdb.com

“Charlie: [in a wheelchair and army vet attire] This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: [shouting] Viet…”

— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com