“I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.”
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“Shine that light on me, make me feel like I matter. Even if it's a lie.”
“Every time I leave a picture show, I feel better than I did walking in.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”