Quotes tagged ‘Artificial Insemination’

(3 total)

“Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack while masturbating to produce sperm for artificial insemination. But I had some eggs frozen, so just as soon as the right guy comes along...”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Yuppie Wife, Darlene Hunt, imdb.com

“I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.”

— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Rachel Berry, Lea Michele, imdb.com

“We get the turkey baster full of old-man jizz, shoved up our twats so we can maybe pop out a baby for the Fatherland.”

— Margaret Atwood, Leila Gerstein, Moira, Samira Wiley, imdb.com