“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down —

Kelli: Girl, did he hit you?

Issa: What? No.

Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car?

Issa: Kelli.

Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first.

Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, like, really rough patch —

Kelli: You're pregnant. I knew it.

Issa: I'm not pregnant, okay? It's fine, don't even trip.

Kelli: Then why you get me all upset for no reason?

Issa: I'm sorry for making this about me.

Kelly: Yeah, make it about — it's my birthday. It'll be about you if you get hit or have a baby.

Issa: Do you listen to yourself?

Kelli: All the time. I have a podcast.”